Rolla 188 Posted July 19, 2017 Please… gather around the salt mines, as I share the tale of the day the Eco Monster was slayed. Now I wouldn’t have believed this story, if I hadn’t witnessed it with my own two eyes… The day started like any other normal Tuesday. I was afk woodcutting whilst browsing PornHub. After my 22 second forearm / wrist workout I decided skilling was for the weak, and decided to venture over to ::gamble. Now I know what you all are thinking. Why on earth would I risk my life at gamble when the Eco Monster already almost killed me once there. Call me crazy but, I felt it my job to either slay this beast myself or…. Document the tale of another hero doing just that. We all know this monster’s power is from the pixel value it holds… and the monster was incredibly strong at the time…. Yet a hero rose to the test… a newly promoted Server Support took it upon himself to do RuneX a justice and either destroy himself….or the beast. I wouldn’t be standing here in front of you today… in front of these beautiful salt mines…. If that very thing did not happen. The battle was long…. Both sides becoming very drained… but it was clear to see that One had the upper hand in the fight from the start… soon the beast pixels were cut into a third…. In a long shot the Eco Monster tried his tactic of over valuing his pixels… but it had no effect on One by this point, he had taken away enough of the monsters power to break his spell. Screaming at the top of his lungs “Im not playing your game… you are playing mine!” as I screamed with him “#CLRD” One knocked down the beast and I was able to paint this masterpiece before One took the final blow. When all the dust settled, the beast was gone…. But behind he left this huge salt mine…. This very salt mine we are gathered here in front of. @One @Roger @Ally @Kliksa @slap @Nate @Asuna 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kliksa 162 Posted July 19, 2017 The mighty warrior @One has prevailed against the forces of evil once again! Huzzah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masoud 17 Posted July 19, 2017 Thank you sir. We owe you our lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pane 36 Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) Edited July 19, 2017 by Pane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
